The nodule in my thyroid is benign! While we are very relieved, my husband and I are superannoyed that the doctor took a full ten minutes to let us know. He clearly was enjoying the suspense and our discomfort - this man is certainly going to hell.
Speaking of which, I promised God I will be in church every Sunday starting this week. I feel like God is poking me with cancer scares as if to say, "Life is short - get busy." I agree.